I hate Zoom, but mostly because my old boss LOVED it. And he was a total shitbird, but also because Zoom was super clunky about scheduling meetings, and didn’t integrate very well with MS Outlook. 

Hey Kristen- good luck at your new job! I hope they don’t make you write the “Here are your _____________” UGC (user generated content for those who don’t know) posts that Jalopnik had you doing for years. I’m sad that you never wrote one asking users to submit pics/stories about their pets named after cars. I would…

I could be wrong, but I don’t think Rob works in the office with the full-timers. He’s west coast maybe? He works remote and bangs out NPoCP daily with a “IDGAF if y’all just look at the pics an scroll down to vote, I’m writing another masterpiece” kind of attitude.

I had that exact car- 1989 Prelude 2.0 Si, Red, 5 speed, sunroof. I was very low, and I hated being behind SUVs because I couldn’t see past them. I still miss that car sometimes. 

Things are looking gray.

Ronald McDonald’s first name is Donald and not Ronald in Japan.

Do these parents have to continue to bribe professors so that their kids can actually graduate? 

I miss Danger 5 so much.

I remember reading about this one as a kid. Wasn’t it called the “Flying Pulpit” and it afforded the pilot a limited amount of “preaching time” aka flight?

Right? My gut tells me this car should sell for $6,500 tops.

Years ago there was a drop dead gorgeous Caprice Classic around my town that was immaculately painted up in Starbucks colors with the logo going down the side. The license plate said “Frapucino” but I don’t think it was officially endorsed by Starbucks because it had giant green Truck Nutz hanging under the bumper.

Really? I’m pretty that either one can part of this complete breakfast.

They’ve been harassing millennials for years about getting offended too easily, and then “Ok boomer” comes out and they can’t stop crying about it.

I support these kind of warning labels, but I also believe that advertising that targets children should be illegal. They’re easily influenced by marketing claims, flashy visuals, and catchy songs. Parents (and grandparents, and caretakers) don’t necessarily have the time, education, or resources to evaluate the…

In order to qualify for the coveted pink Taycan ”career car,” which comes with achieving Mary Kay’s “Grand Wizard Achiever” level of sales, rigorously indoctrinated consultants must each build a sales team of 65 or more members and net a minimum of $180,000 in product orders within 3 months (consultants can only…

Fun fact, boring story- back before Hulk Hogan and Peter Thiel, Gizmodo used to send like 14k visitors per month to the website of the company I worked for. The links came from an article where Gizmodo readers voted us third among our competitors. It was literally the top converting external link source for our…

So maybe you should ask Car and Driver to do a shootout between the Accord and Camry?

This was my favorite take:

I’d like to see the water toy collection too. 

No, but they do have a neon sign that reads, “50's Drive In.”