Ew, you summer in Florida? Who does that? Like, barf!

I think I’d rather just get a Slingshot if I wanted to be seen zipping around town in some kind of weird looking deathtrap.

My bad. That wrap’s got metal flake a like 1980s bass boat then.

This isn’t even a debate.

That paint job’s got metal flake like a 1980s bass boat.

If Papa can get away with this crap, why isn’t Domino’s pushing nachos through their pizza oven conveyor belts?

So like, Domino’s is an OG ghost kitchen?

I’m sensitive to MSG, but I don’t consider it poisonous or dangerous. My mother-in-law used to cook the best tasting seasoned rice, but after eating it, I’d develop a absolutely piercing headache centered right behind my temples. I found out that she was putting six Knorr bullion cubes into each rice pot, and asked…

Late to the party, I know, I know. When I saw the dog with sunglasses on, I was like, “this has got to be an Andrew story.”

“Birds going batshit, and bats going apeshit.”

Lol, yeah I know what you mean. I worked for a small company and our head of HR got served for being a deadbeat mom.....at work no less.

A friend of mine test drove a brand new one back in the day and said that it was the worst handling car he’d ever been in. 

He has a sign that reads, “Man Cave” and that almost trumps having a Harley

Truth- I had facial hair and a hair hair cut exactly like Mirage’s at the time of AL’s release.

I went to public school in NC and all of black history was covered in February. Cursory at best, the “education” provided a dry overview of Martin Luther King, Frederick Douglass, Harriet Tubman, “lynching,” Jim Crow laws, Brown vs BOE, Plessy vs Ferguson, and that’s it. Oh wait, they spent A LOT of time covering the…

Back in the 1990s, I worked next to a record store that also sold concert tickets (remember when that was a thing?) Anyways, this one morning a long line of men wearing white baseball caps with polos tucked into their khaki shorts was standing outside waiting for the store to open so they could buy tickets. Mind you, n…

“Which tangy summer cocktails pair best with that fresh ass?”

I get your meaning, but her expression tells me that she’s not talking to the manager- she’s definitely calling the cops.

If the Bronco succeeds, maybe they’ll do an off road capable SUV and call it the GMC Jimmy?

This is the right thing to do, and also I’ve consider voting for a candidate who would wage war against MLMs.