Maybe this will satisfy your need for an embarrassing on-air loss of valuable property.

Lol, yeah I know what you mean. I worked for a small company and our head of HR got served for being a deadbeat mom.....at work no less.

I heard, “Laurel.” Clear as a bell. Y’all are crazy.

A friend of mine test drove a brand new one back in the day and said that it was the worst handling car he’d ever been in. 

He has a sign that reads, “Man Cave” and that almost trumps having a Harley

It’s a “ThinkBook” not a “ThinkPad.” Only ThinkPad’s get a Track Point. 

It was getting in the way of my work. Sorry.

Truth- I had facial hair and a hair hair cut exactly like Mirage’s at the time of AL’s release.

I went to public school in NC and all of black history was covered in February. Cursory at best, the “education” provided a dry overview of Martin Luther King, Frederick Douglass, Harriet Tubman, “lynching,” Jim Crow laws, Brown vs BOE, Plessy vs Ferguson, and that’s it. Oh wait, they spent A LOT of time covering the…

Back in the 1990s, I worked next to a record store that also sold concert tickets (remember when that was a thing?) Anyways, this one morning a long line of men wearing white baseball caps with polos tucked into their khaki shorts was standing outside waiting for the store to open so they could buy tickets. Mind you, n…

“Which tangy summer cocktails pair best with that fresh ass?”

I get your meaning, but her expression tells me that she’s not talking to the manager- she’s definitely calling the cops.

If the Bronco succeeds, maybe they’ll do an off road capable SUV and call it the GMC Jimmy?

This is the right thing to do, and also I’ve consider voting for a candidate who would wage war against MLMs. 

Why stop at pay day lending? They need to expand this bill to cover MLMs.

Key fobs not working? Did anyone check to see if they were Nissans? I swear I get a “can’t recognize key fob message” like 1x per day.

Ah, yes....the sort one would normally have handcuffed to one’s wrist in some sort of 1980s action movie.

Hey Tom- it looks like dealerships in the South are slashing the prices on a new Atlas. Is that real, or just a trick to get people in the door? 

I think you’re asking for a lobotomy. Literally. 

In South Carolina? Are you crazy?