....demonize public school systems for failing to justify giving incentives to private schools that teach heavy conservative bias.

So now it’s time for you to go to Disney, get a licensing agreement, and sell your invention with a Millennium Falcon edition.

With a walk-in you really need to squeegee the walls and glass after every use

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say, “no, it won’t grow mold as easily as a traditional shower curtain.” Mold tends to grow when shower curtains fail to dry out fully. In my experience, this usually happens when one of my kids fails to close the shower curtain after showering. The crumpled curtain doesn’t air…

In 2000, a buddy of mine was all like, “Hey, take my Passat VR6 around the block and see what you think!”

Back in the day, a buddy of mine used to clean up trash at a concert venue in the south for his summer job. By the end of the summer, he had picked up enough Camel Cash to buy a canoe!

What transmission did the car you drove have in it? I have an X1/9 with the five-speed.

I swapped an aftermarket intake on my K20 and it was louder.

I bet this guy has been stealing other people’s stories his whole life, like that time he claimed that he brought D-cell batteries in his pocket to Yankee’s Stadium and got kicked out for throwing them at John Rocker. Everybody knows he never did that.

Oh Matt, you know what this means, right? It totally means that “10 Earthquake Swimming Pool Moments Caught On Camera!” needs to be updated.

I could be wrong, but I think they did? They offered the Honda Element “Dog Friendly” package that had a cool paw emblem, custom floor mats, a seat tent, and even had a ramp for your dog!

They don’t get to keep the equipment they review, do they?

I feel like backup cameras are just making rear windows smaller and smaller, which begs the question... why can’t you just use a backup camera instead of a rear view mirror? I’ve seen it working on some towing rigs, but is there a law or something that prevents this from doing it on normal vehicles?

Hey man, DB Sutton on Franklin St. is the best hair salon in the area. Get an appointment with David, the owner, and he’ll help you find the right cut.

FALSE.

He started at 50% of all that. Still, if you can do 50 push-ups, 50 sit-ups, 50 squats, and a run a 5k every day then you’re in pretty good physical condition.

It isn’t just a CYA action; FDA requires drug companies to list all of those side effects.

Conventional thinking has me questioning why prescription medications have commercials if you have to have a prescription to obtain them.

Yep. I would (should?) have posted the same thing there. 

This is why Kinja needs DMs. Y’all are seemingly perfect for one another.