High enough to make hilarous jokes that flew right over your head I’m guessing?

I could only take 23 seconds before I felt a seizure coming on from that repetitive video loop. 

In that top photo, it looks like the M8 is waving a friendly “Hi!” to me with the front tire. 

HO. LEE. SHIT.

I’ve lived nearly my entire life in North Carolina and most of the history you provided in this extensive piece is really rather new to me. That’s especially disappointing considering that I was taught “NC History” multiple times by the Wake County Public School System.

I’ve secretly wanted a third gen RAV4 with the 270 bhp V6, AWD, Sport Package, and third row folding seat.

I hate everything about Cheesecake Factory:

That would drive me nuts.

Personally, I don’t like matte paint. I like shiny cars better. Can someone explain the appeal to me?

I think I was ungreyed back when y’all were drawing up your own political cartoons. I loved those.

That was this guy? How is he still in office? Ohhhhh, riiiiiight. South Carolina.

Kneeling doesn’t incite violence- it just disrespects the troops!

And you forgot: 

Oh, I recognize his work. He’s the editor for all those NRA videos.

“Shiplap here, shiplap over here too, aaaaaaand we’re done!”

I only asked because his suggestion to read the conclusion of a book first was the formula for every Columbo story. In the opening act, you’d watch the criminal commit a crime, and then the rest of the story focused on Columbo figuring it out. 

Wow. I’m not a big fan, but Broadway, Hooptie, Got Back, and On the Glass are the only Mix-a-lot tracks I’ve ever heard.

It was such a nothing burger that only conservatives cared about it.

Was Hooptie on that same record? Mix-a-lot was all over the map.