And that’s when Kendall showed me how she flosses her vagina.

So your professor was a Columbo fan?

...and 30 years later her records still stand. She is still the fastest.

Mushroom appearance you say?

A defense of HOAs.

Between this, what Monique Judge just posted on The Root about Stankonia, and the Tracy Jordan song Mike posted yesterday I feel like y’all are picking all the best music straight from my memory banks.

I love Outkast especially this album and ATLiens.

The first time my JetSki went Diesel on me I pulled the spark plug wires, but o course, that didn’t stop it. It just continued to revv up like it was possessed by the devil.

I keep a fresh role of dog shit bags in car for this exact reason.

My two-year-old just pulled something similar on me three weeks ago.

I’m late to the party, but this is an easy one. Just a few days after I’d purchased my minty-but-used 1989 Prelude Si (no four wheel steering, but thanks for asking) I was driving in stop and go traffic when I hit a pothole and was startled by this sudden, sharp, and exceedingly loud noise from the back seat. It was…

He used the n-word all night a though it were a typical Tuesday afternoon for him.

For those wondering, Crew is short for Crewstopher.

It’s like he tried to dress like Chris Rock in CB-4 but couldn’t find a jheri curl wig. On top of the racism that is black face, I’m disgusted by his lazy attempt to dress as Jay-Z.

My chief concern is why is he out of the greys and I’m not?

We used to call those jeepers.

No, you’re thinking of Futurama.

I don’t blame you, she has no idea how to wear a butt. Look at it falling down the back of her legs. smh

My kids asked to watch SuperWings and then begged to have it turned off halfway through. I believe they accidentally thought it was Space Racers.

YES. Close your eyes and try to imagine PJ Masks, but with everything you hate about it cranked up to 11.