The drag race was just a marketing ploy- now you know that Teknofest is about Turkish technology and not dope house music.

The word “ostrich” doesn’t appear in the Joust port for Atari instruction manual.

Even though it is slightly harder to clean than non-stick, stainless steel gives you the opportunity to cook with metal utensils which are FAR superior to those plastics ones.

Even though it is slightly harder to clean than non-stick, stainless steel gives you the opportunity to cook with…

...and toys are fun to play with, but let’s face it, collectors get their kicks by not using the things that give the rest of us joy. That’s their world, man....that’s their world.

Agreed. I also feel like the win/loss records for the sportsball games are a bit, “on the nose.”

How to use a roundabout.

I’ve never understood why MS refuses to put productivity titles on XBox. Seems like you’d get more console sales just from kids convincing parents that they can use it for school, and then parents would be obligated to buy an Office 365 license. 

Neneh Cherry....really? Buddy X was like my middle school girlfriend favorite jam- there was a video on MTV where she wears pants on her head and makes it look good.

Hey look, is it that weird spades where you play with Jokers, and where deuces are higher than aces? Because I can’t play that way without some practice.

Please don’t be mad if Jason uses this same photo for his next Meh Car Monday write-up. Just let him do it.

You made Jake Delhomme cry again because he wasn’t on your list.

He can use it all the time.

Hmm, really? I never get fatigued like that and I use a Vive.

What if it’s also a Nike hat tho?

I woke up this morning thinking that I still had more time left in this world, but then I read your post.

Did you say Chris Childs of rap? 

Oh, so you were there when Maryland won the ugliest NCAA basketball championship game ever? I’m glad your school won, but that game suuuuuuuucked to watch.

Mike’s a Duke fan, y’all.

Ok, that’s not how a Ponzi scheme works, but it sounds like you’ve got a lot of ambition and good head for business. Let me ask you this, what are you doing with all the profit you’re collecting from your dietary supplement sales? By all means, you should be reinvesting that back into your business, but what if I told…