Revving a Dodge Caliber sounds like marbles in a blender.

PG, that edge-form design style was stunningly revolutionary for its day, but wow did it age quickly.

So, the Camry is now a Maxima? Ok, got it.

OMG stop nitpicking this to death- the video’s Michelangelo level quality.

Finally, a smart phone video where I have absolutely no camerawork criticisms. Excellent shooting!

I never get these right, but these are my picks, as in this is what I would want to win:

You just showed me that I remember more lyrics on Wu Tang Forever than I thought I did.

I read a story about Action park where a park guest fell to the ground while having some kind of seizure, and a park employee, who was sweeping the floor, just swept around the guy.

He just seems so miserable and unhappy. I feel so bad for him. 

“Nah, man. Nah. It’s like boring, not booooring. Like, digging a tunnel cuz that’s what we do. .....but I mean it is slow work though man, so like, I guess it is, like, pretty boring and shit, you know?”

Sure, why not. That actually doesn’t seem like a bad thing, unless you get motion sickness. I’ve never been with a company that required me to work from the airplane while traveling for business though.

This is the future of autonomous vehicles- they’ll become spaces where you can reclaim your time rather than waste it driving.

This is one of those Yany vs Laurel things where I can’t tell if that pic is crushed velvet or shag carpeting. The buttons make me think its velvet, but it just looks like shag.

There’s a belt there now what more proof could you possibly need?

I like yours better. 

How old is Tomorrow Never Dies? I think that might have been the last “crazy billionaire” story.

Especially that part where Bond shot down a helicopter from 500 yards with a pistol while on a boat at night. Shit, I can’t really remember, but he might have been driving the boat with one hand, while shooting the pistol at the helicopter with the other.

I don’t know, but this is 2018 so does it even matter?

Yes but he also upgraded to a better watch so obv the pills are working.

Well I have seen both seasons of Stranger Things on Netflix so I KNOW how much power the Dept. of Energy secretly holds.