No no, this is the right one. In the after pic, you can clearly see that he needs a belt to hold his pants up now because of all the dramatic fat reduction.

She’s a national treasure.

Growing up, there was this kid on my block who called his NES “Intendo” so I guess this typhoon is for him

Wait wait wait, hold on a second. How funny would it be if this guy is Q?

Just google, “Time Cube” and you’ll find some excellent crazy shit from the mind of a crazy person. This should hold you over until they release this guy’s manifesto. 

Of course it was a Ram.

This is an example of the power inherent to covert symbols of hatred- since the symbol has the potential to stand for “other things” the user has an excuse to absolve themselves of the accountability associated with using it.

I thought that was peanuts and raisins? 

Ok, so true confession: I eat Cheetos and raisins together because its like a low-class cheeseboard feeling in my mouth.

It’s almost as though someone designed a car specifically for the readers of Jalopnik, but then put a $350k price tag on it to troll us.

Whoa, chill.

I only like Street Fighter games where I can play as Billy Blanks.

This is my favorite dashcam video ever.

My concern is that Trump will fail to concede the loss, and will try to obstruct the succession of power. He’s already claimed that the elections are rigged.

Jesus Christ.

but those wheels tho

No, you’re wrong.

I definitely see what you mean.