I just.....I just don’t know how Tomi Lahren is going to loose this one.

Maybe they’ll just ship them to a market with lax safety standards and sell them there?

He’s a classic bully.

88.1 used to play this song all the time back in day. Great track.

I figured as much, but I’m not in the market for “remarkably similar” cookies on account of how little I like the “originals.”

Yeah, ok “hot take” or whatever, but I think Girl Scout cookies are just overpriced junk food and I hate how I get guilted into buying them every year.

AVGN did a great review of that game many years ago, but more recently had to edit out all the good parts due to copyright conflicts.

That’s a Lister Bell kit Stratos, right? 

I tried back in 2009 or so, when I was VP of a digital marketing agency. I even spoke with Gerald Weigert on the phone. At that time, they were supposedly building a 300mph street car, but they never built that car, and we never built their website.

...so

This is so similar to the plot of Disney Pixar’s Cars 3. 

Like this one?

Come on son, it’s the blonde one. I don’t even have to do any Google searches or nothing to know that. 

They’re mandatory now, but in 2016, the base (rental) Impala didn’t have one. The trunk is very high, and the rear window if very short. As a result, backing up in one without the assistance of a camera is worse than reversing in a 1970s Cadillac. 

So, it’s like the worst 5 years of Eminem’s career?

Toyota Camry Hybrid exacerbating your allergy symptoms?

When you reverse in a newer-gen Impala that didn’t come with a backup camera, you’re just praying that there isn’t some toddler in the street behind your car. You have to back up on faith alone.

Flat stomachs are for people under 26, and even then, there are some people whose genetics will prevent them from ever having a flat stomach. We need to stop pushing this body ideal on people. 

I live in NC, and even I was surprised by the abundance of armoire-shaped white men in Ohio.  

Hey I’m late to this one, but Damon, I just wanted to let you know that my wife thought your headline was the best thing she’d read in a long long time. She had to wipe a little tear from the corner of her eye after reading it because she was laughing so hard.