...and pop-up headlamps.

It’s actually bigger than that though- the entire brand, from the name, to the logo, to the founder, to the spokesperson, to the slogan, is built around his personality. Without him, the brand “Papa John’s” makes no sense.

It’s not the worst Ilana Wexler cosplay I’ve ever seen, but it isn’t the best either. 

This is what a white man’s mid life crisis looks like when he’s got access to boundless cash, but he’s too scared to learn how to ride a Harley.

The sad reality is that there’s a large population of people who are thoroughly entertained by predictable jokes, misogyny, overt innuendo, and white male supremacy.

“That’s a PT cruiser,” was my first reaction too. Glad to see we’re on the same page this morning.

Americans simply don’t appreciate it as a luxury upholstery fabric, and the amount of marketing dollars necessary to convince them would make the endeavor cost prohibitive. 

I’ve provided a thin example of how Trump’s position can be supported, and unfortunately that’s all that’s needed these days. 

The Coscto near me checked your ID upon entry, upon purchase, and then checked your receipt against what they could see in your cart as you were trying to leave. It was like going through customs, and it was one of the reasons why we didn’t renew our membership last year.

They’re going to say he was referring to membership clubs like Costco...just you wait.

Kroger: You don’t need an ID to buy groceries
Wegmans: You don’t need an ID to buy groceries
Trader Joes: You don’t need an ID to buy groceries
Stop n Shop: You don’t need an ID to buy groceries
Publix: You don’t need an ID to buy groceries
Whole Foods: You don’t need an ID to buy groceries
Costco: ...well actually 

Username checks out.

I get what you’re saying Katie, and I appreciate your research, but I think it looked more like this.

When I play as Doomfist, I like to punch the other team with my dick hand.

I feel like that ad could easily be spliced into the original release of Robocop, and audiences of the 1980s would have effortlessly accepted it as humorous satire.

Unfortunately, we’re trapped in the timestream where nobody has tangible superpowers.

Any “artist” who begins his career wanting to become Vice President of Interscope Records deserves to have his artistic integrity challenged. 

When I watch unapologetically brain dead political ads like that one, I really do stop and wonder, “If I get pushed into a darker timestream, how would I know it? What kind of sign would I need? Is this it?”  

I’ll take Nu Metal for $400, Alex.

I hope the genius behind this idea thought, “Wow, this will really trigger the reds.”