Ditto.

Awwww. I guess nobody cares about Hitler’s boner after all. :)

No, no, no. Surveys can often provide valuable information and help organizations gain needed services. This motherfucker is deeply useless.

F’in kills me that people elected this shitbag to represent us as a nation and still stand behind him, when he clearly has the mentality of a bratty four year old at a pay-for-play preschool. “Still better than Hillary,” they say. I’ve heard them say this. Even now. And all I can think is HOW?! She’d basically have…

His whole perspective is basically warped toward who kisses his ass and/or who enriches his pocketbook the most. e.g.:

Yeah, it’s almost as if he doesn’t realize how many brown people there are in New Orleans.

This is basically the essence of privileged thinking: one can be thoughtless because one can get along just fine never having to think about things.

I’m seriously wondering what Miss Suckabee thinks “reflection” is, if not reassessing one’s own fool notions that might have led to a tragedy.

Judges, and a lot of DA’s are also elected officials subject to bribes?

I like this one:

I’m surrounded by women at work who bitch and bitch and bitch about how helpless Their Men are and then top it all off with, “that’s just how they are.” And it’s all I can do not to scream WELL YES, BECAUSE YOU KEEP LETTING THEM OFF THE HOOK WITH THAT SHIT.

Why, of course women want more than marriage! They also want to have lots and lots of darling little children so they can teach them how to do two jobs for the price of one while struggling against diabolically anachronistic sentiment and/or send them off to the clearly superior rich white man’s pointless wars.

Oh, don’t be silly, now, young lady. If it involves good old white well-bred gentlemen, it’s the right to free speech. If the pinko hippies and coloreds do it, it’s welfare.

True. *shudder* Even an advanced medical degree isn’t evidence of being compassionate and/or ethical.

This statement is a terrible disservice to people who watch too many cartoons and amphetamine abusers alike.

Right? I have no idea who these people are and yet I know them, because I married a narcissist that one time too.

No, no, you don’t understand. As long as you’re a celebrity, EVERYTHING’s okay.

Wasn’t it a chiropractor who tried to sell that menstrual vagina glue on the testimony of his daughter thinking it was really great? Just saying.

Yeah, I’m having a hard time with the “she must like it, she could have left” argument as well, because that whole thing is a massive fucking cliche - WAS a massive fucking cliche twenty years ago when I was in the same position - and it damned well should have died out by now. And yet, after seeing the phrase…

You mean like insisting that more than one person’s very personal defense of a plausible context for a fictional narrative is entirely wrong because it’s not the way you would have experienced and interpreted it?