I’m seriously wondering what Miss Suckabee thinks “reflection” is, if not reassessing one’s own fool notions that might have led to a tragedy.

Judges, and a lot of DA’s are also elected officials subject to bribes?

I like this one:

I’m surrounded by women at work who bitch and bitch and bitch about how helpless Their Men are and then top it all off with, “that’s just how they are.” And it’s all I can do not to scream WELL YES, BECAUSE YOU KEEP LETTING THEM OFF THE HOOK WITH THAT SHIT.

Why, of course women want more than marriage! They also want to have lots and lots of darling little children so they can teach them how to do two jobs for the price of one while struggling against diabolically anachronistic sentiment and/or send them off to the clearly superior rich white man’s pointless wars.

Oh, don’t be silly, now, young lady. If it involves good old white well-bred gentlemen, it’s the right to free speech. If the pinko hippies and coloreds do it, it’s welfare.

True. *shudder* Even an advanced medical degree isn’t evidence of being compassionate and/or ethical.

This statement is a terrible disservice to people who watch too many cartoons and amphetamine abusers alike.

Right? I have no idea who these people are and yet I know them, because I married a narcissist that one time too.

No, no, you don’t understand. As long as you’re a celebrity, EVERYTHING’s okay.

Wasn’t it a chiropractor who tried to sell that menstrual vagina glue on the testimony of his daughter thinking it was really great? Just saying.

Yeah, I’m having a hard time with the “she must like it, she could have left” argument as well, because that whole thing is a massive fucking cliche - WAS a massive fucking cliche twenty years ago when I was in the same position - and it damned well should have died out by now. And yet, after seeing the phrase…

It has been my experience that the people who steadfastly cling to matters of etiquette while also steadfastly exercising deeply clueless selfishness to the point of denying rights to others are some of the worst people on the planet. My theory is they have no actual conscience to speak of, so they basically adhere to…

Despite being among the softest and least threatening of woodland creatures...

Mmm. Bemoan “criminals” and “crazies” having guns as the problem while failing to address how normalized (and hence not clinically diagnosable) supremacist thinking is, or how much some communities have been disproportionately criminalized, all while pandering to the cops because we all know how stable they are with…

Right? Even when we’re soaking in Kinjadrama, Ernie is always there for us.

I dunno - seems to me that Blue Lives’ whole schtick is that cops matter more than everybody else, and if they say that about the original BLM they’re mostly projecting.

Yerp. So much “you are everything I hate about me.”

We have a right to be wrong, yeah?

YAY! I think it’s part of their back to school stuff and I know the places around here rotate their stock like bugnuts, but it was there last week I swear.