Steam?! Good clean coal! It’ll be great! Fantastic! It’ll make jobs. So many jobs.

Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Well, okay but... what I’m saying is he’s been like this for at least that long. You’d think it would have killed him by now.

The syphilis thing is funny but... for thirty years?

Holy shit, he’s cloning himself!

Eek.

Maybe it’s code. Like you pick out the quoted words and do a jumble with them. “Stupid intelligence tweet.” But WHAT DOES IT MEEAAAANNN???

*thinks*
...

To be fair, Liberty U isn’t entirely in the realm of “outside of church”.

zomfg that is some dedicated showmanship for real.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL Ugh.

I’m seeing more than a few thoroughly unconvinced faces in that crowd.

Friggin’ ageism, I say. Old ladies can be stupid tone-deaf bitches just as well as young ones can. Hell, if they got that old and didn’t learn any better, they deserve double the scorn.

I don’t understand the threat anyway. Don’t a lot of schools mail them anyway because the grades aren’t always sorted out by the time the ceremony happens?

@2:10... the fuck this cow know about democracy?

Convoluted logic and superficiality is what these people do best, really. Hear someone quote your presidential candidate re: sexual assault and it’s the p-word he used that’s the problem. Hear someone’s incredulity at your total lack of connection with how reality works and it’s about the perfectly natural WTF…

Cancer destroys you in a misguided attempt to heal the sys... oh.

*sigh*

I vote for spontaneous projectile urination.

Hell, where I am I just heard people talking about the Civil War was really about economics yesterday. (Well, yeah, technically, I tend to think, but it was about the economics of fuckers not being able to own people to do their work for them.)