Hey Happy Hump Day, peeps and pups. Hope your week has been a relatively safe passage so far.
Good morning and welcome to Tuesday, folks. Hope you’re not already bored to distraction with this week.
Hey howdy happy Monday, all. Hope the return to the week doesn’t dampen your spirits too much.
Hello and Happy Friday, one and everyone. Yet another page has turned, yet another week is blowing in the wind, and stuff.
Hi, all, and welcome to Thursday. This week has just been corny so far, has it not?
Hey howdy happy First(ish) Day of Summer Humpday! Now you may be asking, “what do you mean, FIRST?! Have I been sweating my patootie off for nothing?!” to which I can only answer, “clearly your pores are experiencing alternative facts.”
Hey all and hello Tuesday. Hope you’ve found yourself parked in a secure kind of week so far.
Ohiya, peeps, and welcome to another Monday in the world. Hopefully your head is all cleared up and ready for more input.
Hello and Happy Friday, everybody. Just about time to snatch the weekend by the tail. Which is good because it was starting to drag a little tbh.
Hey all. Welcome to another Thursday, right in the middle of the month of June, very nearly right in the middle of the year. And yet, it seems as if I haven’t woken up to the reality of 2017. What do you think that’s about?
Hey howdy happy hump day, one and everyone. This is the part of the week in the middle, where hopefully any live wire shenanigans will get routed to a safe conclusion.
Howdy guys and welcome to Tuesday. Hope your supper is going... no, wait, hope you is... I mean, hope y’all are feeling okay today.
Hello and welcome to another Monday. As comforting a place to hide as your bed may be, odds are you’ll have to abandon it again. My condolences.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy Happy Friday! Y’all bounce on by and say hello. Drop a playful .gif or just hop in and be silly.
Hey howdy happy Thursday, peeps and peepers. Time to hit the road into another day’s adventures, and hope the road doesn’t hit back.
Welcome to the hump, folks. Are you so over it or what?
Hello and welcome to another Tuesday, folks. Hope the week hasn’t fenced you in too much already.
Good morning and welcome to another Monday, folks. Time to take heart and hit the pavement once more.
ZOMG HELLO HAPPY FRIDAY I AM STILL ALIVE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Heeeeeyyyyy Happy Friday, everybody! Abandon all work, ye who enter here!