’ello and ’appy Fridayeve, one and everyone. This week has been the hurtin’ kind for me, so far, and working makes it hurt worse.

Hello and happy hump day, peeps. We’re not nearly at the end of the week yet but hopefully we’ve at least got some direction.

Hey all, and welcome to barely-not-Monday. Hope everybody is keeping it cool so far this week.

Hello and welcome to another Monday, folks. Odds are I’ll be trying to haul my busted self into work no matter what kind of shape I’m in.

Hello and Happy - er, Friday? I don’t even know anymore. It’s all a bit of a haze to me.

Hello and Happy Thursday, peeps. I dunno what my own status is this morning yet, but feel free to make your mark and offer a hand to your interweb cohorts.

Hey howdy happy Hump Day, everybody. Hope you have had a few cozy moments so far this week, because it’s made me want to crawl back into bed.

Hello and welcome to Twosday, everybody. Hope you got all your whatsis in a whosis.

Hello and welcome to another Monday in the world. Le sigh.

Hello and Happy Friday everyone, in which we tell this week to go screw.

Hey howdy, everybody. It’s not-quite-Friday yet again. Y’all catch a sliver of friendly internet sunshine while we try to climb our way through to the weekend.

Hello and Happy Hump Day, one and everyone. Feel free to loaf on the sofa or just park it for a while.

Hey everybody, it’s Tuesday, and also 7/11... which I means, I dunno, it’s the official day to go get a slushie? Corn Nuts? Whatever.

Yayyyyy, guys, hey guess what? It’s Monday AGAIN!? Ohh... well, you get the picture. Unless you are not olde enough to get the picture. In which case, get off my lawn anyways.

Hello and Happy Friday, y’all. I have to drag my ass back to work for today but at least it’ll just be the one before the weekend.Man, next week is gonna be haaaaaard though.

Hello and Happy Thursday, peeps. Hopefully this week has not confounded you just yet.

Hello and Happy Hump Day, one and everyone. Hopefully you don’t have any serious fires to put out in the shortened week, literal or figurative. Me, I’m flaking out for a couple more daze so sleeping in just might be a thing. Nonetheless, y’all feel free to say hey to one another and be friendly-like.

Hey, all. It’s a national high holy something or other so come and go as you please, because freedom F yeah!!!

Hello and Happy Mondayish, O Peeps of Teh ’Noise.

Oh hiya, friends and neighbors and lurkers all. Welcome to Friday here at Teh Whitenoise. Hopefully the weekend is so close you can see the glow.