Hey howdy happy hump day, all y’all peoples. I know we’re still staring down a good chunk of the week, so let’s stop for a moment and contemplate our options.

Hello people it’s Tuesday. Yep.

Hello and welcome to another Monday, all. Hope the weekend left you feeling a little less slushy, or at least warmed you up from the cold.

Heeeeeeeeeeey, happy Friday, citizens of the ’Noise. Looks we’re just about done for the week. Time to take a little rest and get prepared for impending holiday adventures. So whether you’ll be flying elsewhere, doing a little roast beast or just hiding out in your cave, come and let us know what’s cooking. And of…

Hello, everybody. It’s Thursday and stuff. Weekend’s just around the corner, but we’ve got to keep our balance until then. These things always come with strings attached.

Hey howdy happy hump day, fellow characters of them interwebz. Feel free to park your asses right in the grasses and talk a little trash to start the day.

Hey, peeps. It’s Tuesday again and you’re probably hauling your butt to work. It’s enough to get you down in the dumps, really. So do try to join your internet friends for a moment or two, in order to lift your spirits.

Hello, friends, and welcome to another week of ’Noise. It’s time to look deep into your selves once more and find the courage to deal with work. I know, I know, it’s a doggone shame.

Hello, everybody, and happy Friday! This week has had me not knowing where I am from one minute to the next, but it’s almost over. Woo-hoo!

HAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII welcome to Thursday, people, which distinguishes itself by NOT BEING FRIDAY STILL OMG WTF. No, it’s okay. It’s coo. I’m cool.

Hey, happy hump day, everybody. We’ve still got to get over but it’s all downhill from there. So hopefully it won’t be iced over or anything along the way.

Hey howdy happy Tuesday, everybody. Time to go tripping through these woods that are the world once more. But do stop by on your way to wherever it is you’re going, just to share a moment or two in the imaginary sun.

Hello, neighbors, and welcome to another Monday. Once more, we all have to come out of our comfy places and face the world.

Hello and happy Thursday, O ’Noisers. I know we’re all pretty much ready to split from this week, but we’ll need to keep chopping away at it for another couple days first.

Hello, foxy people, and welcome to the middle of the week. Y’all park on your haunches for a minute and give us a good read of how your week is going so far.

Hello and welcome to Tuesday, peeps. It’s still an uphill battle to the end of the week, so feel free to stop for a rest with your fellow travelers.

Say what? You want us to come out from under the blankets now? Uuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhhhhh...

Hello and happy Friday interrupted and/or turkeyfest bonus round, everybody. Some of you may still be home enjoying a little post-feast slothing (or not, depending on where you are), but the rest of us have to go out and risk our lives against the Shopocalypse. It’s madness, I say! MADNESS!