I think its totally valid, but then its not exactly fair to take it out on me. You keep it to yourself, fine, but spare me the snippiness then too, ya know?

I hate it when people put toppings on good cheesecake.

That is a much more legal solution than my fantasy of breaking into his house and setting his speakers on fire, scratching all his CDs, and trashing his stereo with a baseball bat.

I ditched my friends tonight so i could make (and eat) these garlic and parmesan tossed pretzel bites and drink wine... I don't regret it at all

Double post FTW!

You and me both. I lived next to a cemetery when I was a kid and I loved it. Best and quietest neighbours ever. Not like the current one who plays his stereo so loud the side of our house vibrates.

I love listening to owls at night. We have (at least) three different species around where we live, according to the calls: great gray, gray horned, and barn owls.

Great. We are so fucked! We live in front of a cemetery. We have frequent visits from turkeys (you ever seen Thankskilling?). Aaaaand we have an owl out in the woods somewhere. I can hear him all the time.

cats are such assholes

Have you met a cat? Your mere existence qualifies as "starting shit."

Well if it isn't our arch nemesis!

IS THIS A KARDASHIAN-FREE DIRTBAG? WHAT IS GOING ON? WHERE AM I? WHAT IS LIFE?

Man, the rules of the internet originated with 4chan? Figures. This is why we can't have nice things.

I mean.

You're cute in how clueless you are. Keep talking like some hard-ass intellectual here on Jezebel. We don't feed trolls here. Bai.

Interesting. I've been practicing for one measly year, and textbook GSA has popped up twice. Twice. And I'm one person at one hospital in one city in one country. Yet when I made this comment on the last story that discussed GSA, no one wanted to believe it when I informed someone that these instances happen far more…

Agreed on all counts. I'm a middle-aged man that tends to attract younger ladies and although I would physically enjoy it (who doesn't like sex) I couldn't bring myself to 'just have some fun' and would be wracked with guilt immediately after. I'm not saying i never would, but the emotional maturity of a 19 year old…

Well, damn.

This is some brave shit.