The number of times I have watched this over the past 24 hours is ridiculous.

This is honestly the first time in my life that I’ve ever watched Donald Trump speaking about anything for more than two seconds. What a remarkably irritating individual.

Ah! How blind, this poor, foolish layman, to have not seen the truly groundbreaking, meaning-of-the-universe encapsulating, deep-social-statement making fire of this man’s ART ere now!! :-P

I have no idea what Blutak is, but I am SO in favor of you doing this to said person.

Well, now hang on, Jane, I totally want to fuck(marry) you, and you don’t even have to hire a producer, a writer, or anything (cameraman might help, but fuck it, God gave us tripods and drones for a reason) so really, you’re well on your way to 25 already...

I’m almost more disappointed by how terrible this plan was than by the thing itself... a cell phone camera? Really? Yes, let’s use the one device that takes the worst-quality video, has the lowest storage capacity, and is virtually guaranteed to be traceable back to its owner... Jesus. Fucking brilliant.

I do the same thing except I also stick out my thumb just in case a passing Betelgeusian scout ship happens to be in the mood to let me hitch a ride.

I’m a Mid, I guess... I dunno... mid thirties, so not officially an Old I hope, but certainly not a Young anymore... and over the past 15 years I have to say I’ve sent (upon request, I hasten to add) way more dick pics than I ever would have expected to send when I was a Young... and yes, I take and send them on my…

...and there’s fucking leaves on it... who the fuck puts a salad on my fucking guac?

Hmmmm... you raise some good points...

The attractiveness of this tattoo, as with any other, is subjective and cannot be argued with any validity other than as such. My statement that it’s fucking hot and classy is my own opinion based on my own sense of aesthetics and you, being someone other than me, cannot argue otherwise. I see it as beautiful. You do…

I would completely agree with this in principle... as I stated in another reply, I absolutely believe that anyone has the right to refuse service for any reason. It is the manner in which he refused service that leads me to the conclusions drawn in my original post. There’s a big difference in saying “no, I’m sorry, I…

My credibility is not dependent on your opinions regarding my choice of wording.

Not at all... I wasn’t implying that he was obligated to tattoo her, rather what I was saying is that he should have felt obligated to not be a dick about it. Anyone has the right to refuse service, and I don’t believe that service providers are -as you say- “of lower class”... but refusal of service on any grounds…

I’ll start out by saying that your neck tat is fucking hot, and super classy, and just about as opposite-of-tacky as I could possibly imagine any neck tattoo being.

I know I shouldn’t hate a dog simply by association, especially a dead dog. But I totally do.

This is a Wookie

I was previously entirely unaware of this woman, and of this video in particular, so um... Thanks, Mark. I don’t really like it, but it’s entertaining.

You know, I really feel like this is an overstatement... I mean, yeah, fuck all, it’s a thing, but 30 seconds? Nah... Jesus, I’d at least go get something to eat first.

I value the friendship of cats more than I value most humans, frankly... it’s not just that they’re fuzzier and cuter, but they’re also more intelligent and -in general- more discerning in the company they keep than most humans I’ve encountered. Also, I respect them... I like things that can provide for themselves and…