Exactly, it's ridiculous that she is being attacked for this. She is not on the decision making level and has no editorial control over the magazine. But hey, let's all scold her for showing skin in the general vicinity of her vulva while we ignore the people who created this image and slapped it on the front of…

I know. I put them there.

If I were writing this screenplay Food Babe would actually be working for Monsanto, to make their critics look ridiculous.

so close.

CAN EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS MORON'S DICK, PLEASE?

1 billion people need to be held responsible for the couple thousands of Islamic terrorists that roam around the world. Sounds reasonable...for a white man who perceives Judeo-Christian religions as the default of goodness and Islam as the default of badness. What infuriates me is that there have been a LOT of Muslims…

Aziz, for you, a slow clap and glass raised vid. I'm sorry, I think Kinja still hates me.

It probably means you're a better person than I am, because I'm going to say there is no way in hell they were too lazy. They'd have to be both lazy and have olfactory nerve damage to not notice grandma had kicked it downstairs. I hope you've never smelled a decaying body, because I have and it's nothing I'd wish on…

He just looks confused about why he's with a real woman.

I was waiting to learn he was a collector of eyelids, made mobiles out of them and sold them at fine art houses. So this is actually a happy ending.

All I was thinking while reading this is, "this is still a better love story than Twilight."