The head of the Catholic Church didn’t enjoy unwanted physical contact AND he fought back against the aggressor?

Later that night, the spokesman was raped by Bill Cosby.

I created a burner account specifically to give this a star.

Immediate solution: tape a phone with GPS to the puck and use Google Maps to determine where it is. This plan is without flaw.

Darnold: Shh! Listen! I can hear the ghosts now too.

Anytime I see Orlovsky telling us what QBs should or shouldn’t do, I can’t help but remember the time HE RAN OUT THE BACK OF HIS OWN GODDAMNED ENDZONE!

Must be visiting BYU

Ironic to say that a team named the Redskins might take umbrage with the way they were treated on their own land and would remember it and imply that they’d actually ever be able to do a damn thing about it. Against a team named after settlers expanding west, no less.

An ultraviolet light will tell you which one belongs to Phillip Rivers.

“Yes, drop it on his feet. Slower. Slower.”

Actually, his buddy chose both, and his buddy is Evgeny Kuznetsov. 

In 2019, I’ll bet that less than 10% of people under 30 have any idea what you’re talking about.

Nope nor of the football game, because, you know... it’s Kent State.

+4 dead in Ohio.

Or trust Kent State with crowd control. 

Well, you prepare by procuring a trench coat and drinking 6 gallon bottles of water. Then you go stand on a busy street corner.

Couldn’t they have just moved the football game to 9pm on a Tuesday with all the other MAC teams?

+4 dead in Ohio

JEERS to Kent State for once again showing that, lip service to women’s athletics aside, football comes first

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”