I’m disappointed you said “former child star Tina Majorino” rather than “Glamour Shots by Deb’s Tina Majorino.”

“Running scared might just be their family’s thing,” added Kurdish forces.

There are many wonderful Finns. Olli Maatta. Esa Tikannen. Teemu Selanne. Saku Koivu. The Other Koivu. Jarri Kurri. All with wonderful names that I’m probably spelling wrong.

I always thought that Jarvis Landry, Landry Jones, and Jarvis Jones should all study law and start a firm together.  

I heard you tell this story on the Campfire (you or someone else stealing your story).  It’s even creepier when it’s verbalized!

Yuma and Gila Bend?

“I’d hit that...”

Does anyone else think Wayne Rooney looks like Flea from the RHCP or is that just me?

Yeah, it does seem weird that Sherman calls out “college shit” and then Bosa carries out some revenge over some “college shit.”

Maybe a Timothy McVeigh meets Kid Rock thing going here, kinda?

Did we seriously expect the Ravens to react accordingly to a video that shows an assault occurring?  I heard they went as far as to ask Ray Lewis about it, but he didn’t see anything.

Adding insult to injury, it was probably that god-awful, nasty-ass Landshark beer.

It’s so he feels like a big boy.  He’s very emotionally fragile and his feelers would get hurt so they have to pretend he’s helping them make calls.

America’s Mayor, ladies and gentlemen!

When Jay Ajayi was here at BSU, he was caught on camera drinking pickle juice, and the local news stations went APESHIT over it.

The fact that he gave the staff some love and hugs, and not just teammates and coaches, is classy.

Can it lead to criminal charges being filed, though?  I can’t think of an instance in the past, but if they find enough evidence in this one, can they charge him?

You mean fab?

The Coyotes Showed Phil Kessel a List of Guys, Then Phil Looked at the Guys and Picked a Hot Dog, amirite?