Mike Leach looks like Vince Gill’s mugshot if he got arrested for a DUI.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...wait just a second here.  You’re telling me the JETS and the BROWNS get a Monday Night game?

He is a few gin blossoms away from being WC Fields.

Another bug:  The scoreboard shows a 10-6 Steeler lead over the Lions.  After Sunday night, everyone in the world knows that the Steelers cannot possibly put up 10 points against the Lions.

Thank you, Vontaze Burfict!

In the commentary for NBA 2K19, Bill Simmons says that Oakland is “the heart of Silicon Valley.”

Wow!  A billion dollars!  What could, say, Bob Nutting do with a billion dollars?  How about it, Bob?  That’s a lot of money!  You should totally sell your team for a billion dollars, Bob!  Think of all the stuff you could buy!

Ummm...that is not Kellen Clemens.  It’s a different Kellen.  Moore.  Or is this a joke that flew over my head?

Oh yeah.  Duh.  Please strike that question.

How did they account for the field being wider?

#15 John Baron. Where have I heard that name before?

Remember when Mike Ditka said something along the lines of “Our team colors are bruise.  Black and blue.”

Maybe everyone that has two jobs should get toothbrush companies to pay them to read their ads in the middle of whatever they happen to be doing right at that moment! You ever think of that, you poor idiots!?!?!

This has GOT to be the latest a WYTS for the Browns has appeared, right?  Usually, we would have seen them at least five posts ago, right?

A mop to pretend to have long hair, you say?  -Bobby Valentine

“.183?  Let’s give Josh Bell and Cole Tucker for him!”  -Neal Huntington

I like “your” and “let’s.”

There’s a Jagger and a Jaeger but no Jagr?  Blasphemy.

Todd Reirden looks like a slimmer Kevin from The Office.

West Indian Archie NEVER took notes.