Being “too high” is assuredly a thing. It’s like having kids, you don’t know what it’s like until you’ve experienced it.

I always thought that by the time you got to third you forgot what game you were playing and the third base coach keeps you from wandering off to find nachos.

Can you please tell us a NES story every time a D.C. sports team shits the bed? Or would that result in you getting transferred to Kotaku?

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

Because the interest rates for used cars are bonkers as well, so for the same payment he can lease a new car under full warranty vs buying a used car that is likely has no warranty.

Don’t forget Chicago.

Here’s what playoff hockey in Montreal and Detroit looks like:

Draymond going low doesn’t seem all that surprising

buddy if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

Further fixed.

Maybe we can start a new “Will It Instant Pot” column with super easy food cooked unneccesarily in an Instant Pot. Start, first, with a bowl of Fruity Pebbles.

Free candy, you say?

a ha...mine too

I’ve been playing this game for 16 years now, I’m on New Game ++... and I can’t seem to figure out how to turn them off...

we asked South African sports science and hydration expert

Any worthwhile protest has always had risk and consequences for the protesters. It’s what gives the protests meaning. It’s why we take them seriously.

Christ, there’s an ESPN π now?
 

“I’ve never seen him or any of his friends do any of these “next teen craze” thing”
Buddy, you’re the parent of a teen boy. There’s a LOT of shit you aren’t seeing them do. 

NARRATOR VOICE: And you could say that silence is what lead Chris to become a punter.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.