‘This is your birthday song.

New plunger is always the first purchase (followed by TP)

I hope that fucker goes to jail

The Pedway is a joke and only for serious/daily commuters. You will get lost if you don’t know where you’re going as there is a significant lack of signage.

resign is different than re-sign.... might want to update...

Yep, cuz, police never falsely arrest anyone, especially a person of color.

Remember when McD’s had the 25-cent burger? I think it was a Wednesday special. Well, all the lineman decided it’d be a good idea to hit up McD’s after 2-a-days football practice. We ended up inviting other large guys who were wrestlers or baseball players or whatever. Being teenage boys, this naturally turned into a…

Thank you! Men are usually unwilling to admit it, but it happens. Especially the ‘invasive’ thoughts. I used to think it was just me who imagined the worst, but it’s not. There’s assurance I’m not crazy (at least not about this)

Nope, not more than half...

but why? just so it’s a dark background?

Thank you, I think that’s the first time I’ve seen it explained so simply and easy to understand.

me - I don’t have time to do this report.

lacrosse & lacrosse ??

When’s the auction?