These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

An 8oz cup is just enough to wake me up to the point that I can get my hands on a 16oz cup.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Dude, it’s just a hair clip. You don’t need to throw the whole car in a lake.

Translated for Trump supporter’s:

Slow down.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

There’s literally not one single mention of PCs in this article. I am not a PC gamer and do not intend to be one. What in the absolute fuck are you talking about, you crazy person.