Driving the 15 has just become such a pain in the ass over the past few years that I’d be really happy to sit on a train to Vegas nowadays. Even when traffic doesn’t make the drive unbearably long, the whole uphill 2-lane stretch with trucks going 61mph trying to pass other trucks going 60mph and 100 other cars…

That’s just what the wasps want you to think

More like a-maize-ing! Amirite?

Candy corn is amazing.

Yes, you are the only one that is pissed. The rest of us are completely charmed by his devil-may-care attitude and want him to date our sisters.

The Sheahans’ patriarch who had only been legally dead for tax reasons, had this to say about the whole situation.

It’ll draw on Poppins books that haven’t ever made it to the big screen.

It’s not rude, it means “Peace Among Worlds”.

People are mocking you because your ‘facts’ are manipulated misleading propaganda. So, the opposite of facts. Yea no shit Planned Parenthood doesn’t do mammograms ... no one EVER said they did except those trying to stir up the defund PP crowd. For breast cancer prevention what they do is screenings, and will refer…

huh. It’s almost as if somebody is suggesting Dodgers fans have a propensity for violence.

Is he going to ride that Penny Farthing all the way to the artisinal pencil shop in Manhattan, or just to the nearest Wes Andersen diorama-rama?

If the flood doesn’t get you, the earthquake will.

Until your house comes crashing down in a mudslide.

That is a great explanation for Naboo, if you ignore the fact that the citizens elected a 13 year old head of state.

If you’re wondering why Obi-Wan and Yoda decided to hide one of Anakin Skywalker’s kids in a place where she would inevitably have a high-profile role in galactic politics, remember they also decided to hide Anakin’s other kid with his brother-in-law on his home planet. They were terrible at hiding babies, period.

Ferrous.

I see what you did there. LOL

Yes, the rain could be ironic but only on one’s wedding day?