Wow, I’ve nver starred a comment AND all its replies before. This is good kinja, right here.

You’ll have slid down the hill before the flooding starts lower down. At least they’ll have houses once it’s all drained away.

... and then slide down to join them, in an apocalyptic landslide of ironic justice (and non-ironic hillside material).

I live on a mountain in Arizona, so when all the accumulated debris piles up around your waist, and you earthquake residents look up and shout “Save us!”, I’ll look down and whisper “No.”

As if you haven’t already mudslided down into the Pacific by then.

had this same exact thought!

Man, Episode IV’s got similar problems. My kid’s obsessed with ANH and I’m dying now that I’m paying attention to what the dialog means.

We’ve received dozens of emails about the incident from people affiliated with both John Jay and Marble Falls

Typical anti-Texan nonsense. If we were in Texas, I’d pistol-whip you until you took that back, right after I got done pistol-whipping some old person for suggesting that our backup running back would probably only get scholarship offers from Houston and A&M.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Don’t be such a bloody pedant.

I always thought the same. Wait a week, Elmo or the iPhone 12f will be back in stock. Must you have it opening day? People are not rational about this.

I would also be dumped by my wife if I acted like this about toys, let alone haul our asses to sit in a line at midnight. Her response after reading the article: “Why didn’t he just order it online like a normal person? Was it worth a lego piece that’ll be lost in a couple years and a poster that’ll be tossed in the…

Reading this entire piece in the voice of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons is the only way to truly capture its ability to whine at length about nothing.

I’m okay with grown adults enjoying toys like this. Hell, when my kid is old enough for this stuff I’m sure I’ll have fun with him, though we we will actually be playing with these toys, not putting them in a locked cabinet who’s glass panels have to be cleaned three times a day to remove a mysterious buildup of goopy…

Dude, we are allowed to care about more than one thing. It is not a contest.

I’m thinking that after everything that happened in the previous movies, Luke has basically decided that he’s not going to train anyone else and will just let the Jedi/Sith conflict die with him instead of risking having another Vader/Palpatine rise to power in the future.

No I really don’t go “Hmmmmmm....”

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Google shot the serif.