No I really don’t go “Hmmmmmm....”

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

Forget Early Access. I’m sure I’ll be an Early Finish, as usual...

No, You cannot drive with Epilepsy ( You have a seizure behind the wheel, your car becomes an out of control death machine)

DLC is how they 1. can “increase” the cost of games for inflation even as people continue to moan that the $60 price point for this gen (and 50 last gen) is OMG Too High; and 2. actually get any money at all from used copies. This makes it much less likely to decrease in price or go on sale, at least until they…

Protip: if you get stuck, the internetz should have solutions in no time too.

Man Fulfills Dream To Be Asshole In Comment Section

It’s so wonderful to actually witness games positively impacting people. That’s why I make em! This is what makes the days, weeks, months, and years of stress and hard work worthwhile.

I won’t tell you how to spend your money, but I will say that the microtransactions don’t bother me because I don’t really care about multiplayer in a Metal Gear Solid game and the single-player stuff is fucking fantastic. I can totally sympathize if you feel otherwise, though.

I rate this trolling 9/10, easily the best I have read all summer.

I do it everywhere, stop shaming me

I can forgive not knowing Hannah to an extent, but you can’t give a decent critique of the characters in the series if you don’t know who Bonnie is.

Better question: how much of a miserable cunt are you?

no. poor white kid from the 80’s.

*drinks heavily*

When I was a kid my grandparents tried making me a Browns fan. I don’t know what I ever did to them.

Man, I’m a Chicagoan and Bears fan and even I’m thinking Browns fans might have a bit of an alcohol problem after some of these.

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…