I rate this trolling 9/10, easily the best I have read all summer.

Crocodilians only have one opening: every system, urinary, reproductive, and digestive, empty into the cloaca. In a sense, it’s all anal.

It is weird how often I see this kind of (mistaken) comment about moot only meaning subject of debate. Like there’s this weird subculture of people caught up on a definition of the word moot. If you’re going to police word choice, at least be correct about it.

Moot actually means “subject to debate, but worthless to do so”

For what it’s worth, I think the previous commenter was referencing the second definition from dictionary.com: [of little or no practical value or meaning; purely academic.]

blocking part of the crocodile’s phallus

I do it everywhere, stop shaming me

I can forgive not knowing Hannah to an extent, but you can’t give a decent critique of the characters in the series if you don’t know who Bonnie is.

Better question: how much of a miserable cunt are you?

no. poor white kid from the 80’s.

“I’m not going to sit here and respond to all of the trolls.”

Um, we ARE dealing with it, hence all the things we’re doing to help alleviate the problem. See, it’s people like YOU who don’t “deal with it”. You’re the type that offers absolutely no solutions. You enjoy sitting in your chair and judge people because you know you yourself can never bring up solutions to anything.…

*drinks heavily*

Go do some reading.

Thanks for adding precisely nothing to the conversation.

You’re a fucking miserable cunt

When I was a kid my grandparents tried making me a Browns fan. I don’t know what I ever did to them.

Man, I’m a Chicagoan and Bears fan and even I’m thinking Browns fans might have a bit of an alcohol problem after some of these.