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“Now, how many heart attacks is that for you, Todd?”

That shit happens. You will also mix up lunch bags out of fatigue and complacency. You will believe lies about brushing of teeth, of wearing sunscreen. You will say, “Be careful”, when you fucking know they’re not going to be careful.

I’m trying to wrap my mind around your responding that it does not warrant a response. I’m curious - it was obviously meant to be a joke, did I inadvertently offend anyone?

My mistake. Real panthers, fake actors. You know, for safety

“And over here is where we’ll have the Junior Seau Memorial Cliffside Safety Hoverboard Pavilion!”

I’m down to try whatever you’re smoking.

“She no like-a da fresha peppa?”

Exactly - I lived there for 4 years, and can count the number of times I wore long pants on one hand...it's three, by the way - damned funerals!

Good job, hometown! The city that had (still have?) massive financials issues is thinking about actually coughing up $350 million?

It really reminded me of one mission in GTA3 where you need to race through town stopping near phone booths to find some guy hiding in a public toilet or something.

Having just discovered Rick & Morty in the last three weeks, it’s quickly become my favorite show. Seriously hilarious. I hope they bring back evil Morty very soon too. :-)

Oh goodness this thread got salty. It was meant as a joke, sorry for any offense. Also I only own a PS4 out of the current-gen consoles, for all those assuming my gaming “allegiances.”

Nooope. Bring it on!

“As you all probably heard around the office, the bake sale was a success. And here with us on stage is our top seller: Kyle. Let’s all give Kyle a big round of applause. With his help we are now able to afford that new break room on our last Star Destroyer.”

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff

So true, I totally forgot you can get a speeding ticket XD [I remembered that there’s a speed limit, red lights and everything but I forgot that police pulls you over and actually gives you a ticket]. Also simple mobster routine missions at the beginning were my favourite.

For the record, I enjoyed Mafia 2 - but I agree with your comparison to the first one. The first Mafia told a completely original story with great characters and a gripping finale, while the second just seemed to lift all of its major story beats from Goodfellas, with a mostly one-dimensional main character to boot.

I guess I missed that episode of Sheldon Cooper Presents: Fun With Flags.

I agree with the skins. When my boys were little and really picky eaters. Those skins, cooked through, but not crispy were one of the few things they ate quickly, quietly, no “I don’t like it” etc. My grandmother and mom used to do that too with skin from chicken thighs.