I feel bummed for the kid, it's as if his dad said the family would stay together if Brazil won the game.

The look of bratwurst on everyone's face is just heartbreaking.

I think the word is Schweinsteiger.

Expect tens of dollars of damage

The gif of the kid crying is fucking tragic. The gif of the grown woman crying like a loved one just died is fucking hilarious.

"Oh you wanted a car with wheels? Then you should have gone down the street to the luther dealer."

Nope, but I am a little sarcastic.

don't worry about it. It's water under the bridge or off a duck's back.

No, it's understandable if you're an asshat to the asshats. That would be turnabout. But everyone who just happens to not be a Robotech fan? No, that's not turnabout. That just makes you an asshat.

You didn't have to be a cunt about it.

You guys, I literally think I have a problem.

To be honest, if you've never been on Reddit then you don't know how many things you've seen or taken part in that originated on Reddit.

They didn't. It's very simple (and explained in the article).

You say that in jest, but I think they could quite easily do that and they'd be OK.

"the egregious criticism of overweight child stars" "incapable of viewing them as anything more than twinkie receptacles."

I was about 10 or 11 and my Uncle was in town from San Diego. The Padres happened to be in Philly so my Uncle picked me up and we went down to the Vet to watch the game. It was a Thursday afternoon the place was empty. We had seats down the RF line and during warm ups Tony happened to be to be playing catch with…

Still in my garage.

that was a pretty goddam pimp move.

What most Americans (and we Canadians, too, I shall admit) think of when someone mentions soccer is a bunch of kids thrown onto the field, running like chickens with their heads cut off, kicking a ball and then chasing it. You know, the sort of game coaches of kids talk about when they tell the kids they don't want to…