Wrong!! We da best!

Lies! According to something I think I saw on the internet once, there are only two: Moncton and Burlington! Screw Wikipedia, I trust things I think I remember from the internet, dammit!

King Road, north of Aldershot, before Waterdown (if memory serves).

Fuck you New Brunswick, the magnetic hill in Burlington, Ontario is better!!

Before they do all that, maybe they should let you sign in to different accounts in their Messenger app. Have multiple Facebook accounts and only one phone? Too bad, you can only use Messenger with your primary account.

I got here from a Wikipedia citation, so I think responding to your comment is fair play.

Days of Future Past ended the modern universe in that it erased it, not that it concluded it. And as for a reboot, that's exactly what Days did—it's a new universe, Wolverine's still there, but now Jean and Cyclops are alive, and Xavier isn't, uhh, reborn or whatever. There are a lot of stories that can be told in…

Sorry everyone, I tried my best and bought three whole CDs yesterday... but I guess it just wasn't enough.

Annoying?!

Solution: drink rye.

The fact that all the planets can fit between the earth and the moon. Like, I know the moon isn't right beside us or anything... but Saturn and Jupiter are fucking massive, yet neither is anywhere close to the distance between us and our little buddy. Still mind boggling for me.

See, that's just measuring wrong.

I heard the same too... But hey, I'll take this numbers, just makes me more impressive!

That's an interesting thought. I mean, I don't know of any physical attribute that displays breast size, but only because one wouldn't be needed—just check the breasts—I wonder if one does exist, but no one has ever bothered to check.

And now I can most definitively say I am above average. Fuck yeah!

"whole new look"
"looks like the iPhone 4 and the iPhone 6 had a baby"

In unrelated news, I've decided the anus is dirty and cleaning it takes effort, so I'm going to have my children's anuses (anii?) removed after they're born. I know, I know, you'll say it's an essential part of the body and that me choosing to remove it could potentially fuck up their lives without them having any…

If parents are saying "I want to cut off a part of my child's body", I think we shouldn't be saying "your call!", but rather "yeah... let's wait until he's old enough to decide whether he wants to cut that off, because... your desire to cut off a part of his body is weird, and kind of creepy, and really sort of wrong."

Unless you have a medical condition which requires a circumcision to allow normal functions, I'm not sure it's really fair to call it a debate—it'a gential mutilation, on, quite often, infants.

I don't know what's more shocking: that Geordie Shore has run for 9 series now, or that Jersey Shore ran for 6.