Centuries-old time-travelling alien with eclectic fashion sense abducts* human girls and travels through space and time with them in an incredibly large time machine/space ship (which on the outside looks like and is the size of a 1960s police box). Also, when he dies, instead of just dying, he regenerates into a…

Sounds like you've been taking some rather liberal interpretations of your religion.

I don't know, people in the oldie times look older than you would expect, what with their suits and dedication to hard work. Take a 24 year old back then, they could easily pass for early 40s now-a-days (our moisturizers and sunblock certainly aren't helping matters).

Or just bring back Boston Legal.

Peeing standing up > menstruation

I found one that's apparently in my city (and only one), but it's showing it snowing, and when I look out my window... no snow.

On the one hand, I completely agree.

I've stopped paying Microsoft for that, never really did in fact. Also stopped paying Sony, and EA, and Rockstar, and, uh, every other gaming company I can think... I haven't bought a game in a long while... I think StarCraft II was the last gaming purchase* I made... Not sure how much effect I've had, but I'll keep…

I think if you named every make and model of smart phone, computer, tablet, and so on, you could probably surpass 50. Not really fair to count each model, but one could group the 360 and PS3 into the same "gaming console" classification and that wouldn't be accurate here so... maybe naming every model would be fair…

What’s Really Going on Between Microsoft and Dell?

Honestly, this set-up seems only very marginally better than a regular studio apartment, with a bed, a small couch, and a small table. Like, sure, if I want to have a lot of guests over for a dinner party or to all sit and watch a TV without people getting on my bed, this would be ideal, but... how likely is any of…

At least you have subways...

Only works if you live in a panic room. Otherwise, even if you don't send people pictures, they can still get pictures, what with windows and hidden cameras and what not. Your security method is a huge upgrade in security, but it's far from fool proof. Also, no fun.

Couldn't the resolution of the former (gaining the technology that doesn't currently exist) be used to resolve the later (impossible with current knowledge, who knows what with future knowledge)? Isn't there some adage about how everything in science is impossible until we make it possible (I don't actually know that…

I'm down for a friendly debate over the constitutional future of our country. Do tell, what is a better alternative to Her Majesty?

The distinction between "country" and "nation" is a blurry one.

Queen of Canada, as far as we're concerned.

I'd say a bigger complaint is that because it's plastic, it doesn't feel like money... but maybe that's just me.

Yes, but if the Republicans were in power when this happened, you wouldn't hear a peep out of them. And guess what, our backwater, regressive, prick party is currently in power.

You must remember to make it clear that Formula 401 is for women only.