You listened to Christian rap? Willingly-ish?

It’s successor, otoh, is one of the prettiest sedans of the 2000s

When they become cheap enough on the used market, expect to start hearing their praises throughout the Internet.

You don't buy a Lincoln (or any full-size sedan) for drifting :/

Let's get rid of 'em then!

The thing that bothers me with all the criticism about Lincolns being boring/slushy/fwd is that they're trying to blame Lincolns for not being something they're not. Lincolns have never been about "sportiness", they're about wafting along on a cloud of cushiness as you relax in serene comfort, totally isolated from…

*drives a Lambo

My mom had a Murano back in 2003. Nice car with a monstrous engine, but it got shitty gas mileage (12ish, city). How's yours holding up?

I despise, more than anything, interiors that have to be delicately handled like museum pieces.

Sooo, if it breaks (and it will), you can't see how fast you're going?

Dude, there's a biiiig difference between this and conservatism. And I say that as a liberal.

Judging from what I've seen of Russia's roads, transexual drivers are the absolute least of their problems.

When I had the e38: 30%

Probably because of the lunatic chasing them.

My brothers and I got approached by a group of dudes in DC years ago (bunch of Spanish people in black and red, which was kinda weird). We were in a black late '90s V12 750, the archetypal drug dealer car if there was one, and got lost leaving Nats Park, and they just approached us and started banging on the windows.…

Don't forget the "upcycled" antiques that take something interesting and turn into something boring. Like the parlor organ my aunt turned into an oversized desk:

My house is all Restoration Hardware, Kincaid, and EthanAllen.

Even though I don't care for muscle cars, I do like Mustangs and hate seeing them chopped out for tacky Brostangs and penis-compensators.

Perfect! Your don't know how hard it is to PARK A CAR.

Story time! When I was a kid, my grandfather had a big, magnificent V16 Cadillac from 1932ish. His dad was a politician/lawyer in Saratoga back in the '30s, and a lot of formerly wealthy people wound having to pay him in everything from furniture to food to cars and even freaking houses. So this Cadillac wound up…