I feel like I should be riding across the country on a Harley, concealing the fact that I’m also a moderately successful middle-aged accountant during the other 51 weeks when I’m not all about STURGIS.

This, this was just perfect.

**I feel bad for anyone who buys a Honda Civic

If this is the pinnacle... then I must be taking crazy pills.

BMW is pulling the same bullshit that Lincoln pulled by going with that Continental “concept” instead of the actually-attractive MKR. I have no clue how they can have these in their pocket (some of them years old) -

I hate that the Germans insist on making every car in their lineups look like each other. And I hate Cadillac is playing copy cat with that. No one driving a 7 series wants their car to have the same fascia as a lowly 3-4 series.

I'd buy a Lincoln, but it'd be at least 50 years old.

3rd Gear. Build them in New England! capture the preppy university style with crips brown wagons and have everyone in the factory wear sweater vests. only advertising through instagram showing volvo's parked along stately homes in Nantucket

Matthew McConaughey was driving one before they even made it...

Here it probably means spike it into the turf or something. In the U.K., do nothing with it for 90 minutes.

Edit: I blew the joke. See below.

The 300 is likely the only reason Chrysler still exists .

Doesn't matter really unless they actually take whatever concept eventually shows up to some form of reality.

Scott can count to three. You know who can't? Valve.

"Oh dear... now you've done it"

In less than 30 seconds, a 92-year-old driver managed to pinball around a parking lot, taking out 9 cars at a Piggly Wiggly in Mayville, Wisconsin. and local cops say he won't be cited.

My ex had titanium pins in her foot and got a permanent handicapped placard. It would actually hurt her to walk the extra 100ft. She was in pain by the time she made it to the handicap power-assisted carts and people always look at her as if she just took one to ride around in because her pain isn't visible.

I witnessed a Land Rover driver bitching out a Mercedes driver as they were fighting for a spot at the grocery store.