Jesus, right? I was getting upset because I was so confused. Like some sort of animal.

Takes even better footwork.

I mean, I see your point, but I think it was strategic. Send the message and give an explanation for Toure’s absence at one time. I doubt you’ll hear him speak on it again. Seluk/Toure has just been such a shit for the past few years that I don't think you'll find many City fans who are even remotely upset with this,…

He *has* said that he doesn’t want to play Toure because of his work rate. He also competently dealt with an agent who is widely acknowledged to be Toure’s mouthpiece and has been a nouisance to this club for years.

There is zero doubt that Seluk is doing this with Yaya’s approval. Yaya’s only contribution now is to entertain us with tantrums over cakes and wildly delusional rants that he was more deserving than Aubameyang for African footballer of the year last year. Even if he still had his old skills (which he doesn’t) he…

Pogba has never been a holding midfielder and is best when he had almost no defensive responsibility. That’s not to say he’s a defensive liability, but it has never been his job to play that role. He was always able to roam freely at Juventus and that is when he was at his dominate best. Unfortunately Man U do not…

Agree on all counts.

Hey, when does your yearly post of people who took WYTS way too seriously come out?

Incidentally this photo shoot was a factor in driving Joe DiMaggio to divorce Monroe.

Where’s the audio?! I want to hear those screams!!!!!!!!

I don’t know Billy, Pep’s tactics, with almost the same squad as Pellegrini, are almost singularly responsible for City’s improved play. Players matter, yes, but tactics won the first half of this game for City and kept them in it in the second half. You can’t reasonably come to a different conclusion after watching…

John Lennon was a mysoginist piece of shit who beat his first wife and abandoned his first son. I just wanted to bring that up.

“...we can’t explain it yet”

I don’t know what this is, but I think I love it.

You didn't even need to watch a highlight video, just tune in to ANY game to watch Yaya playing like he made up for that missed birthday cake by eating all the birthday cakes.

I saw rumors that they were going after Ter Stegen, but Barca wanted £60M for him. Whether or not there were actual discussions is another thing, but I think Pep said he wanted one or the other since he arrived. I’m pretty happy with Bravo as a consolation prize though.

More like Très Fou, amiright?

And City beat Gladbach twice, which means I have no idea what is going to happen. Will be fun to watch either way.

I’ll be interested to see how City handle the counter. Years past teams would score loads off of us from that, but Pep obviously dealt with it for a few years in Bundes. Should be true litmus test of their team defense.

Years past I would have dreaded Man City’s draw, but I’m liking what I see from Pep. The team actually looks like they're trying hard!