This is good. Now find out who Carl Gerbschmidt is.

It's funny because you should choose teams like Liverpool and Southampton if you're a TRUE soccer fan.

You’ll want to mute the video IMMEDIATELY

Man, Pedro was nasty. I’d rank him up there with the most un-hittable pitchers to ever play. When he was on you weren’t touching the ball and you’d look goofy if you tried.

Trust me, this won’t even make the top 10 reasons why that cocktease of a franchise sucks.

I wonder what the ESPN comments section looks like?

I voted for Dolan but I don't really want him to win. This is now a viable voting strategy.

T’wolves: take Steph Curry instead of Ricky “I’m not like anybody else” Rubio and Johnny “who?” Flynn.

*an

+1 founding father

Christ, even the MLS announcers are shit.

So we have Dolan and the Knicks in the NBA; Snuder and the R-words in the NFL. Who are their equals in MLB and NHL? I would propose the Pohlads in MLB, but that might be a hometown bias.

I think most fans who don't reside in England feel the same way about the CL because that was probably most people's intro to club soccer. I agree, I'd take a Man City CL title over Prem any day. Maybe next year...for either...

I will say that the overwhelming consensus for Man City fans is winning the PL. CL is the owner’s ambition at this point, and may be the fan’s at some point too, but right now most fans would rather have the PL title.

Well, at least you all still have your dignity...

Can we discuss the manifestation we just watched of Kobe’s complete and utter control over this team? I wanted to think something bad, but I just started laughing at how fast that kid got up instead.

You can just say Philly radio host; the ‘dipshit’ is implied.

Faggots?

Maybe there is something wrong with me, but most of these just make me laugh, especially the one with the kid crying.

GodDAMNIT City’s team defense is shit. They only ‘big’ team that far down the graph. Jesus, we might be running away with the EPL if it wasn’t such horseshit.