So, couple things:

Hey! Your shitty obsession continues! Get a hobby you fucking stalker.

Titis

Baseball is the new golf. Boring as shit and racist as fuck. (see Cardinals, St. Louis)

Would you, though?

You are 100% wrong. Hand washing dishes is the worst thing in the world, and I’ve had kidney stones*. I just recently bought a dishwasher after hand washing dishes for years and it still feels like I’m on vacation. It amazing.

So maybe or better comparison of him would be a poor man’s David Silva? Or a burgeoning David Silva? If that’s what he ends up being, then he’ll be one of the greats.

Hey, I got put back in the greys? What did I do? Those comments weren’t that shitty...

Christ, I imagine there is a plot afoot to get him over here already.

You know, considering where he’s playing and who he’s playing for, and the fact that Donovan couldn’t hack it for Bayern Lev., I’d say he’s closer than that.

Christ, is there any better semaphore that US Soccer is at a complete standstill than Bruce fucking Arena coming back to coach?

You forgot Francis, but other than that, you nailed it.

Oh man, number 7 is the clear favorite. It has cringeworthiness in the bag, awful attempt at polysemy, and a certain undefinable lickspittle-ness. Perfect.

Well, this is fucking awful.

Not to mention pissheads

“In my experience, ladies who spell “Gwladys” with a “w” are seldom noted for their reliability, sir.”

He sat in the stands like normal people so I like him

Divine

Those sideburns were evidence of something...

Noice