The crocodile hunter lives!!

Holy fucking MRA alert. A stranger doesn't owe you a fucking lecture on why you're repugnant. A stranger doesn't owe you the truth. This article is, like, SPECIFICALLY for you.

White smoke=new pope chosen.

Here is a picture of Alan Page's (Vikings player way back when) pinky finger. This is what happens a when you don't re-set it I guess?

That's an amazing comeback for a girl!

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It sometimes feels like I'm the only person who was so incredibly bored with this show. I made it through season 2 and the first episode of season 3 and then stopped and have had zero desire to ever watch it again.

I have a sweater from what I am assuming is the same company. It honestly took me, like, two days to spot the snowman erection. Christmas cards were fun that year.

Dopey couple? Or doped up couple? Maybe mom and pop wanted to try a few more new things?

Here's how my day went: hour long commute, 22 voicemails, phone calls explains to people why them having a headache doesn't qualify them for work comp, dozens of inane emails, see new Dan Genis article, lock computer, find my favorite bathroom stall (for my favorite part of the day), actually enjoy 20 minutes of my…

If you see a cup of punch at your all white sneaker cult meeting, drink up.

This kind of response (Well, they TOLD you not to do it), I'm finding, is alarmingly common. It's actually rather sickening.

Go to bed, little boy.

This may be only tangentially related, but Charles W. Mills book, "The Racial Contract" is essential reading for understanding race in our society. As a white person who read this in college and generally felt like shit afterwards, I have always remembered a line in his epilogue stating (paraphrasing) "as a white…

The face of that coach at the very end of the clip...creepy as shit.

Swing and a miss...

I can't understand your accent.

Nailed it.

I'm looking forward to talk radio call ins to espouse how greedy the players are. Can we start laying the groundwork for an anti-owners popular movement? I mean, granted, this isn't Eugene Debs and the Pullman Strike (I looked it up, it's a real thing), but it's always disheartening to see how willing normal folk are…

I would call this more impressive than a woman who was dead for 45 minutes waking up. But that's me.