"should be pretty normal if you dress appropriately for an evening out."

BUT THE CHILDREN!

No orgies and gang bangs? Seriously why? That's how some people enjoy sex

Goodell cares more about the health of the goalposts than the health of the players

And The Rock isn't listed in Celebrities or Wrestlers. Bullshit!

Comic Book Fanboys vs. Beyonce fans is a great matchup. Those who are never ever happy with anything vs those who will act like you committed genocide if you say anything slightly negative about their deity.

This is what happens when your city's identity is tied to a singular entity, be it politics or a sports team

It's more likely that the total lack of safety and publically-financed stadiums will turn me away from football than game fatigue

The echo is noticeable in an empty arena

Comic Book Fans.

The Libertarian-Dawkins matchup is so fucking close. Hope the winner of this can make a run.

I beat them. With my words.

Not since the one in Ridge Hill. The oddest mix of Bronxville yuppie and Mt. Vernon/Yonkers

Former Bronxvillain (get it?) I can say that no one ever ventured up to WP, unless it was to buy a car. Can't speak for Rye, Pleasantville, Chappaqua, and to a lesser extent Scarsdale

The yuppies wouldn't be caught dead in White Plains.

914's all the way.

I saw it in a Worcester, MA area liquor store once. Bought the whole supply.

If you can, grab Beamish. Another Cork-produced stout. Haven't had it for a few years, but I remember liking it.

This Upworthy/Buzzfeed cutesy style of writing needs to go away. This is like that last gif in their listicles

Syndication spoilers!