Right? I don't disagree with the article at all, and I groaned when Aaron was introduced last night at the ceremony as "a man of quiet dignity" and "baseball's true home run king," (and drunk rednecks behind me yelled, "TRUE ONE! TRUE ONE!"), because it's just exploitative. But those stats are, like, good.

Regardless of how he truly felt, his greatest line about Hulk Hogan (when he was mad at him) was "kids, you can't get those vitamins at the store" in reference to how Hulk Hogan got his 22-inch "pythons" and his "say your prayers and take your vitamins" saying.

Disclosure: I'm a Pats fan. OK, now make your "New York hipster" comments or whatever

Ultimate Warrior the character was awesome, though. Couldn't work for shit, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone as over until maybe Goldberg. Anyone else have this as a kid?

"I much prefer team MM4M more."

Michael Sam was a First Team All American in the SEC though...

and after 22 years RAYMOND BOURQUE

Umm, if you compared pictures of me at 20 and now, it would be gross, too.

TROLL.... Subtle. I think I like your style...

And Babe Ruth only had to hit against white guys. Sure must have been nice not having to hit against the 1920s equivalent of Felix Hernandez or in-his-prime Johan Santana.

Cheaters and leaders are not mutually exclusive.

And in the Hall of Fame he should have an asterisk declaring that he's the only player in the Hall to have two separate HoF careers. First as the only guy to ever do 400 HR and 400 SB and then as the guy to become the most dominant power hitter in the history of the game.

Question : At what age did Hank Aaron have his highest single season HR total?

He did. Admitted amphetamines user, an 80-game suspension these days.

Yet your internet commenting handle involves 420? And you don't even have a weed dealer? What are you 18? You probably are you lucky little bastard.

Yasiel Puig could undoubtedly throw a football better than Tim Tebow.

People make this comment a lot whenever we write about a player we like, but nobody ever bothers to explain why it is true. So I'm gonna ask you to do that. Explain yourself.

Hockey only, but mites on ice between periods is usually more fun than the game itself.

Makes sense to me. I did the same thing with the premier league—I'm a season ticket holder for my local MLS club, but my Chelsea-obsessed best friend wanted me to pick a club so we could talk footie, and so I started cheering for my aunt and uncle's favorite club, Swansea City, and have become a decently serious fan.…