Being the only stoned person (on weed at least) at the CPAC seems both absolutely horrifying and blissfully appealing at the same time.

A lot of conflicting emotions here...

At the end of the day, all you can do is huff some paint and play with yourself.

"Well at least he's not being crabby about it."

Go White! Woo! College sportsball on a web article about domestic abuse in NASCAR! Fuck yeah internet!

Maybe they were still upset they were beaten by some Tangy Oranges.

Yeezus Christ.

Really surprised he didn't drag this one out.

Where is Deadspin going to place Handsome Monica on the upcoming name of the year bracket? Feel like he'd be a 7 or 8 seed.

"The title now goes to Las Vegas, which was beaten by Chicago in the U.S. championship game."

Detroit's residents weren't paying their water bills over the summer, and the county has been putting out TV ads saying they're willing to work with homeowners to develop payment plans and other resolutions to property taxes because they're having a hard time collecting revenue. They've just had to endure years with a…

My childhood barber would cut out pages from the swimsuit issue and cover the walls of his shop with them. He was the only person I've ever known that made a big deal about that issue.

He just wanted to throw it back and to the left.

They can afford more cocaine now. Rick Ross' last two albums were pretty much about that.

What a shitty experience. Sounds like you handled it in stride though.

HOLY FUCK MARTIN BRODEUR IS STILL ALIVE?!?!?!

I haven't followed the NHL for a while now, but HOLY FUCK JAROMIR JAGR IS STILL ALIVE?!?!?!

BUT THEY HAVE THAT DOPE ASS FIRETRUCK AND CLOSE PROXIMITY TO RIIIIIIIIIIICKS.