But he has some white-ass teeth.

You know Giselle keeps them in her purse.

Empathy is important - Joe Buck was not showing this guy any yesterday.

"Just playing some strong D, coach."

Dude really has to step his suit game to come anywhere close to what Rod was rocking.

"This twitter argument is gay."

Alia Shawkat really let herself go.

Just be glad there's a good chance the in-state rivalry may be a little bit more exciting.

Half of my office here in Detroit have massive erections that probably won't go flaccid until year three of Jim's contract.

This band is a total shit stain. Most of the metalcore/djent/whatevercore scene is a shit stain. Most of kids these days are shit stains.

Usually you start with the rim and finish elsewhere.

Hopefully the 49ers won't be Harbaughing any resentment after he ends up bringing U of M back to national relevance.

"Well I'm off to eat a god-damned snack. Deuces, bitches."

Quart'e Smoove

It's going to be a very sensual decision, baby.

Ahem...

They could always talk to someone else. Eli's free.

Roll a D20 to determine your base, and add modifiers.

It's like "Where's Waldo?" but not!

Is there one with a snowman wearing Sanchez's jersey with a big pair of snowman feet?