It’s true. Since 2016 (and for the first time in my almost 50 years) I am totally embarrassed to be American. Briefly flirted with the idea during Dubya’s 8-year debacle, but it’s not even close.

I’ll trade you my universe #147 Rick... for money!!!

America is a global disgrace.

Shitty father, husband, businessman, President, human being, etc......the list is practically endless.

Not the Internet, but I defaced a Christian BBS in the 90s when I was 13 or 14. It was a Wildcat! based board, and I changed all of the ASCII crosses and iconography to pentagrams and stuff, and renamed the forums. It was really really dumb. I felt like the sickest hacker ever.

Worst thing I’ve done? Signed up for Facebook

I’m so done with anyone using any religion as a “badge” to claim higher moral ground. Fuck what you believe or worship; show me your faith is worthy of my respect by how you apply it to your fellow human beings; especially those who don’t look like you, speak like you or even believe the same things as you.

Ezekiel e-i-e-i-o. Let’s govern based upon a book of unproven stories written a bazillion years ago.

I feel bad for the sinkhole.

Getting your child a White House internship and using government employees to run personal errands for you are literally corruption. Nepotism and misuse of government funds are pretty much the most basic, classic types of corruption.

Its pretty corrupt to get your kids a job in government because you have a job in government. That’s not your own company, it is a public service.

This is a good reminder to continue operating this Sunday as if I spontaneously generated rather than be raised by a pair of self-destructive narcissists.

I only have one rationale for Scott Pruitt keeping his job. I think he has a copy of the Russian Golden Shower Tape.

I’d like your resignation on my table in the morning.

Lol!

So poutine is bad?

That all your examples of fries come from fast food restaurants invalidates your fitness to judge food.

exactly this. And what are they going to do when the driver isn’t paying attention? Disengage the system? Of course not. It’s just going to beep louder. People are too fucking dumb, selfish, ignorant, or whatever for this technology.

What is autopilot for?

This is not a shooting brake, this is a WAGON.