I am ready for our national socialist uprising. Seriously. Let’s take these fucker’s money, nationalize our resources, redistribute wealth, and ensure no one goes to bed hungry, cold, or in pain. I’m done with this barely regulated capitalism. 

Look upon the end results of capitalism. Human life is less important than money.

That’s $1,000 worth of Geo Metros.

There’s going to be a lot of dead kids buried in the shadows, isn’t there?

Rendition for no identifiable purpose is torture. 

  Hey. I’m a white person in the grays and I gotta say Fuck Tami,Tomi shitbag. #notallwhitepeopleinthegrays

And a weapons grade idiot to boot.

And feminism doesn’t require we support shitty women from the consequences of doing and saying shitty things.

This is the only appropriate time to ever write this: #notallwhitemen

Wrong, Tammy - people are being mean to you because you are a feckless cunt.

I am firmly of the opinion that if you can use the GoT maps as a way to get yourself out of prison, you deserve your freedom.

There’s just too much bullshit in such a short segment to unpack it all. To me, the most egregious line was about how she was welcomed into our country. I mean, Tucker Carlson and his viewers certainly don’t welcome her or anyone from her continent into our country. 

You missed out the best line, where he says this is a sign of “growing extremism”.

Oh honey. You’ll get a migraine trying to suss out any actual logic in that fundamentalist mindset.

No, you just winged him and made him a Unitarian.

. . . did they literally just reuse the Kangaroo facial prosthetics from Tank Girl?

Wait, what? Beef hot dogs > Chicken & Pork hot dogs all day, every day.

I’m more disturbed he boiled them for the taste testing.

Manufacturers: Compact pickup trucks don’t sell.

Dude, it’s a glorfied pimp-cup. He up there flapping his hands and everything like someone pissed in the baptismal font or something.