Hell why complain. You got a section of the lawn cut for free.

When they stop being racist, so never...

When are the police going to get serious about charging or at least fining people for making BS calls. This should be about a $500 fine when all the neighbor had to do is go next door, knock and say your lawn guy is over on my side of the property line.

We’re just ordinary people/we don’t know which way to go

Offending rich white people is still the biggest “crime” a person of color can commit in this country.

Three games.

Still don’t get why no manufacturers have the balls to build a simple pickup. I realize now with Trumpito’s trade space wars happeneing automakers don’t want to take any new gambles soon but I keep saying, if someone can release a basic pickup like this, maybe with a basic bluetooth stereo and power windows etc as…

“Rasium.” Lord. If they’re supposed to be the master race, they could at least learn to spell.

One other bad thing, no third pedal and shifter.

Alternate title:  Apples to Assholes.

Cards Really Really Really Against Humanity

I second the recommendation for hopped cider — it sounds like a terrible idea, but it works well.

This explains everything. 

You can never be too sure. Even if you’re a thousand miles from the border, it could happen. 

This is chief among the reasons why I refuse to run.

What are the odds that this woman would gush over white kids selling lemonade.