Trump is a real gentleman who respects his wife and loves his daughter

I love how he showed the “You aren’t listening” sign again after being asked if he was going to say anything. Get the message now, reporter?

Wonderful message, straight on point, beautiful.

Not sure white privilege. Looks more like cop privilege and nepotism to me.

Because of the glorious NA sound from eight trumpets sucking in air.

“Look you guys. Just because we spent a few decades catering to the most xenophobic and jingoistic aspects of our ideology in order to maintain power for our party, does not mean that’s who we really are! Believe us!”

The only way to stop a bad dancer with a gun is a good dancer with a gun.

Flight from police is evidence of paying attention to the news and to prior encounters with police.

Well then Illinois v. Wardlow is some BS. However, this kid didn’t look nervous, he just looked pissed.

Gotta love my people. He hit a flip just in case the ladies where watching.

DIY Cherry Liqueur, for those who aren’t privy to Luxardo or live in areas w/internet sale restrictions. Bonus points if you do a sous vide infusion!

This particular tincture might be excellent with limeade as well!

Exactly. Not every Spanish speaker pronounces things like they have a mouth full of marbles.

cho-REE-thoh (accurate) vs. chuh-REE-zoh (our bullshit).

Or you know just be polite and understanding. Either way.

Fuck the police.

Agreed.

ManBearPigHawk?

Waiting fotr the Mallhawk version.

I’m obsessed with toum (four ingredients: garlic, lemon juice, oil, and salt). WARNING: this is not a lazy recipe. But it is so worth it: