They certainly don’t have good Juju.  He’s in Pittsburgh.

I'm gonna need oven mitts to handle this hot take. 

He’s looks like he’s ready to grape you in the mouth!

The evolution of the Garbage Truck ;)

Yea, I loved the graphics, the controls... the setting.

Is there a reason that game reviews on Kotaku so often fail to mention platform availability? It would be nice to know from a review whether I can play a game without going somewhere else for the info. And of course, if I missed it in this review, I apologize for my mistake, but this isn’t the first (or tenth) where…

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

HERSHEY’S SPECIAL IS WHAT JAY GLAZER CALLS IT WHEN HIS WIFE TAKES A DUMP ON HIS CHEST

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Guy is charged with seven felonies and no one’s burning his jersey and posting it online. Wonder why that is?

JK it’s because no one ever owned a Bruce Miller jersey.

pfft, that crown in my opinion goes to the Xbox Life is Short ad

Ok, fine. You can tell the story about how he acquired the skin of a man named Adrian Peterson at the age of 22 and wears it to this day to hide the fact that he is actually a 57 year old Portuguese man.

I guess I just don’t understand why this WYTS article has words, and isn’t just this:

Now that’s what I’m talking about

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