(Oppenheimer pulls his pants down)

Definitely thought it was a Team Ninja game at first. 

The problem with Souls-like games is that they usually focus too much on the wrong aspects of making them like Souls games.

Dude, he just wrote the article, don’t shoot the messenger.

Egotistical prick.

Chris Pratt for Link, Seth Rogan as Princess Zelda, Jack Black as Ganon

Point on the doll where the space marine hurt you..

quoting your own tweet in your own article... classy.

Yep, out of all the current issues with the industry, game execs and designers not wearing enough couture is definitely pressing.

“Yes,” replied Steam account Frank McFuzz. “Yes,” followed up Jinkl. “Yes,” was the answer from Ferien auf dem Innenhof. Meanwhile, dneb2000 responded with, “Yes.”

My youngest siblings do this to my middle brother. He played tons of Overwatch and would always be yelling, “winnable, winnable!”

Wide-Ass Pulsar is my favourite song from Megan Thee Starcluster.

This is an Arkham game though so Alfred would be 6’ 2” and 200 pounds of pure muscle zaddy who needs to go down to the docks to beat up several rooms full of thugs to get himself some Rough Trade Tea.   

Trust or don’t care? For me and probably a lot of other people, its the latter.

On a shitty, tiny CRT TV and there’s always one asshole that picks Oddjob every single time.

They’re going to need some jolly co-operation with federal authorities.

Video games are great. “Gamers” are fucking trash. Makes me embarrassed to admit I love video games sometimes. 

I’ll call anything an anime, I don’t give a shit. King of the Hill is anime now. The Simpsons is anime.

I had to watch it for work, which means im claiming damages.

I’m not a Twitch user, but she’s obviously smart as hell.

She’s treating this all the way a smart pro athlete does — she’s got a certain window to use her youth and good genes to make money and is rolling it forward against the day that the youth gives out.

Good for her. If people don’t like her content, don’t consume…