How does Iron top Cannon? The Iron is clearly the most inferior.

I am what I eat

Hard to say for sure, but I thought it was 5 on 1 and 2 on the other.

Drew Magary Status:

I’m in lesbians with this celebration.

My family buys the worst prime rib imaginable, overcooks it, and serves it alongside lasagna (with watery sauce, it’s basically soup) and NOTHING else. There are no side dishes. I routinely stop for egg rolls at the Chinese take-out on my way there, and regret nothing.

Here are my suggestions, internet stranger.

Crown

Crisp snacks ‘n Pringles

Australian water goes in the same direction as water anywhere else. However, because it is Australian, it is trying to kill you.

Fuck that. I’ve been switching between Robbie Gould and Blair Walsh all season. 15 points each week from what many consider a throwaway position? I’ll take those cheap wins every goddamned week of the season, fuck you very much.

No time for love, Dr. Jones.

Please, anything but the physics!

Between those clowns on one side and Hillary on the other, 2016 may be the year voting for Kodos stops being a joke and becomes my reality.

Dude, have you never seen Clerks II?

Andy Reid is really taking the Chiefs loss hard.

you must be new

Since the Browns returned to Cleveland, their “rivalry” with the Steelers is 27-6, Steelers.

Les Misérables