I was sooooooo already doing this.

They couldn’t even find a proper skyline to put on the fucking team’s draft hats this year. That’s the Miami skyline. That is just the saddest thing. I give up.

How a Batman v. Superman fight ends:

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip

There is no khaki fetish porn.

This really is the world cup of spam and we’re issuing a red card.

“It really is the World Cup of Fraud, and today we are issuing FIFA a red card.”

That’s the face he makes when he sees police officers.

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

Dancing with two thumbs up is the official signal for, "more Miracle Whip on my American Cheese sandwich, please."

Why do I get the feeling this article is going to turn into a meme?

Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?

Am I getting old - is that why I don't fucking understand all these YouTube videos that involve a video of people playing a video game or watching a TV show???? Why the fuck would you spend 30 minutes watching somebody else do something as opposed to doing it yourself? GET OFF MY LAWN WHY IS STUFF SO EXPENSIVE THESE…

*hurls challenge flag*

I never thought I'd see a rankings post worse than Marchman's cereal list, but here we are.

His abusive relationship with black and grizzly bears.

Enthusiasm Level: Khaki

"First thing I'm gonna do is hate-fuck this breakfast burrito."